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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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when u sent an important message to the wrong person


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i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

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*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

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tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?
xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one
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being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords


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so my dog was reunited with his parents today


and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER


you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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